So yes, Liverpool came to the Theatre of Dreams before the international break and completely humiliated my beloved Manchester United.

I admit it, but how was it that every one of these deluded fans thought that at the third game of the season, the league was wrapped up, based on the some of the celebrations that went around?

But here is something to think about, forests can be glamorous, beautiful and enchanting, but also deadly and dangerous at the same time.

I always said that the proof is in the pudding, whenever Liverpool succeed against United one week, they lose the next week to a team far less superior.

Nottingham Forest came knocking at Anfield at the weekend, threw the kitchen sink at a very bored looking Liverpool team and came out tops. Just a reminder that this same Liverpool team had just humiliated Manchester United on their own patch.

Yes, I know we breathed a sigh of relief this week by scraping past the newcomers Southampton, but we are just happy to see our team putting in a shift. We know good and well that we suck, but we don’t need you lost in the forest bunch to tell us.

I suddenly did everything that had the forest in it, ran in a forest, enjoyed a yogurt which had fruits from this forest and I even went against my taste requirements and enjoyed myself a big slice of black forest cake!

They say, “When you get lost, search for the light and let it lead the way.” They said this and somebody heard this, but only Liverpool fans didn’t listen.

Hold on, the entertaining bit was seeing so many people suddenly having issues with Arno Slot, because of his “amazing” start to the Premier League. Three games and no goals conceded, woo hoo, lets excited and boom, a 1 - 0 loss and the man is a fraud. Now that is ridiculous, I feel for him, shame, but that is Liverfool’s problem.

Anyway, Erling Haalnd proved that he is not human once again as he might hit 1 000 goals this season. Just my opinion, I still feel as if he is just a good striker and nothing more. He can’t tackle or dribble, but serves as a very good striker who finds himself at the right place at the right time. Mostly by luck and the fact that you have a multi-billion pound team behind you, coached by probably the world’s best. Easy to look like a super human with those odds.

The Premier League is definitely heating up and it’s underway, with action streaming in from all over, it’s going to be a showdown not to to be missed.

Talking about missing showdown’s, GoalMOUTH is glad the All Blacks never lost their flights or missed it, because they were losing games and missing kicking here like it’s nobody’s business.

I have to remind everybody again... in case you missed it... four time World Rugby Champions, Freedom Cup winners and incoming Castle Rugby Championships winners and officially the longest World Champions ever recorded in history.

I can repeat that if you like? If not, maybe just try and remember it instead of having me write it out all the time

We secure the title this week against the Pumas on their home patch, who are really on cloud nine, but with two airplanes involved in our last two games, I am sure Rassie has a plan to break up those clouds.

The Springboks need a single point in Argentina this Saturday to win the Championship and really put the icing on the cake of this sweet chapter. This truly is the greatest Springbok side we have ever seen and I am so proud to have been able to witness it.

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The joke is on you Liverfool